Photo. Entrance at Zetor - located in Helsinki 
down town.
To have real fun in Helsinki, I could not think of a better 
place than Zetor. The discothèque is decorated with humorous interior and has a 
countryside style. Here the locals show what the Finnish word "Sisu" means. 
Soumi Rokkia is really great!
Helsinki is the beautiful capital in Finland. The life in Helsinki is quite 
pulsating and this is the city where you really feel alive, especially in one 
discothèque, the Zetor Bar and Restaurant. It`s the most distinctive and funny 
in the city. This is the place where you can soak up the real "Sisu"-atmosphere 
in Finland. Sisu is like an invisible power that the Finnish is equipped 
with.
The term Sisu characterise the inhabitants more than anything else. In the 
Finnish culture Sisu refers to good guts. It means more precisely special 
strength, stubbornness, encouragement and stamina. 
I have been to Zetor several occasions the last years enjoyed tasting Finnish 
food, homemade ale and special drinking hot shots. I have also had the pleasure 
to dance to the powerful Finnish rock`n roll music - SOUMI 
ROKKIA!  
In addition I have tried to drive old Zetor tractors, which are parked inside 
the discothèque. Fortunately for the happy guests' safety, none of the tractors 
started.
Photo. Trying to drive a tractor inside Zetor. It 
was real fun rocking the tractor in Zetor. I guess I frightened many of the 
guests. 
         
Zetor is located in down town Helsinki, but with all 
special decorations, I sometimes felt was in the countryside. So by soaking up 
all the impression here, I got imaginations about Finland's agriculture, 
farming, thousands of lakes, endless forests, snow white winters and light 
summer nights, and not to forget the bloodthirsty mosquitoes, wild reindeers and 
the Santa Claus himself. The Finnish claim that Santa Claus is from Finland, but he is of course from Norway. Anyway 
it's not so important where he comes from as far I got my presents (well 
deserved???). 
Unique decoration
Zetor is an example of that the 
Finnish are unique innovators in design and architecture. Since the bar and 
restaurant was first established in 1992, its unique style has made it to one of 
the most popular nightclubs in Helsinki. It has also become an popular tourist 
attraction, and many tourists from abroad enjoying visiting this place. 
In addition to the dancing floor, Zetor comprises two bar areas, two 
restaurants and the tractor tables. I assume that the barn dancing floor had 
been hardly exposed after so many years with wild dancing to Finnish (Soumi 
Rokkia) and International Rock 'n' Roll 
music.
Photo. Wall decorations in Zetor, 
Helsinki. 
  
  
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As mentioned, Zetor is like an agricultural place. The discoteque is full of 
farm machinery as furniture, tractors for tables, old buckets, cheese graters 
for lampshades, milk bottles and milking machines. Malto Valtonen, who has the 
lead vocal in the popular Finnish rock group, Leningrad Cowboys, is the 
architect behind the unique design. In the men's toilet, there are more or less 
naked women, who decorate the walls. Absolute nothing is missing in Zetor. 
Dance and singing along
Guests at Zetor are both men 
and women in all ages. The place is always full pack in the weekends, and 
sometimes it's so hot that it feels like being in one of Finland's many saunas. 
One time I was there for two years ago (2001) the atmosphere was extremely 
great. The sound from the music was very energetic. The disc jockey played 
mostly Finnish music, and people danced and sung along. I had a really good time 
on the barn dancing floor, and so did the other guests too, but it was not 
without little bit extra action.
Photos. 
Dancing and singing along at Zetor - keep your balance!
  
  
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First I got a hard elbow in my stomach. For the second girl stamped my foot 
with a sharp shoe. I screamed out in pain, but the girl didn't notice. She just 
continued her happy dance. Later I got a glass in my face. Fortunately it was 
without any cuts or spelling. Suddenly a big "bull" broke his way through in the 
dancing acrobats. He started to jump and whirled wild around on the dancing 
floor. I suspected him for being overfilled with Finnish "Sisu". 
After a while he went totally amok. He waved and shouted as it was bullfight. 
He pushed away the other dancers. I tried to dance little bit, but it was not 
possible so far the bull continually staged me. Due to "health" reasons", I went 
to a safer place where I could view his incredible dancing show from a far 
distance. I had never seen a break dance like this before. I assumed that this 
man had taken something stronger than alcohol. 
He had two small friends with him who looked little bit 
tamer. They took it easier and didn't see to harm anyone so much, but they back 
up their friend's wild dance. The other dancers started to be fed up by the 
crazy big bull, so they moved away from the dancing floor too. Few minutes 
afterwards three "matadors" (guards) came to carry him out. They took him by his 
horns and feet, lifted him up and carried the evil looking bull out of the 
bullfighting area. The bull didn't like this treatment, so he turned wilder, but 
he didn't have chance to escape. I never saw the bull and his bull calves 
afterwards, so it ended happy for us all. 
  
  
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       Photo. The discjockey was great. He played 
      Soumi Rokkia whole the night.  
      This man really knew what kind of music he 
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I know that Finland have good jumpers. Just as the crazy 
bull, also the other guests jumped around, but it was more like wild reindeers. 
Actually Finnish people are very good at jumping. In addition to be world 
trendsetters in design, I could now also see why Finland has the best ski 
jumpers in the world. The locals lifted their hands and song along Finnish songs 
filled with strong passion. Especially when the excellent disc jockey played the 
song Bombasa, song by Taiska, their voices rose up to big heights. This has to 
be what the Finnish call "Sisu" when they have a great time like this. It shows 
the Finnish character as it best and they really 
love to have fun!
Traditional drinks
The "gasoline" Finnish people 
use when they are partying is Koff beer, Salmiakki and Finlandia Vodka. These 
national drinks lift people up to great heights, and Finnish "Sisu" would be 
showed in the best way. Koff is the best bear in Finland in my opinion. It's a 
light bear that make you even thirstier because it's so good. Salmiakki (sal 
ammoniac) is absolute one of the Finnish specialities. It is a salty liquorice 
candy with 32 % alcohol percent. Salmiakki is a black candy with a sweet and 
sour taste, also used as shots. You will either love it or hate it! One thing is 
for sure; you will never forget it even though the drink probably make you 
forget other things if you drink too much. 
One of the best songs ever in Finland is called Kevat, song by 
Tavaramakkinat. It's a sad song about lost love and Salmiakki. When the 
beautiful song is played, loving couples dance very tight, and strong emotional 
vibrations fills the Zetor. Other national drinks are Kosenkorva Vodka and 
Finlandia Vodka, is pretty strong and also lightening up the Finnish mood. Just 
to let you know: Zetor also offers own strong shots that almost blow your head 
off!
Helsinki, is the centre of cultural, financial and economic activity in 
Finland, but it's also the centre for the best party activities. Zetor is one 
great alternative if you want to have a real good time. There are also several 
other great places for having great fun here. The Finnish people are opened 
minded and easy to get in touch with. They just love the party life. "Sisu" is 
something I really admire about the Finnish. They really make the atmosphere 
Sisu-great!
Stein Morten Lund, 27 august 2003
Additional information
Helsinki 's green parks, waterways, nice harbour area, 
fresh sea winds with seagulls flying over the busy market square, and many 
open-air cafés, make the city a pleasant place to visit in summer. The Finnish 
are famous for design and architecture. 
  
  
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      center. 
       You will find evidence of that by walking down the main street 
      Esplanade and other places around in the city. The city is characterised 
      by small buildings. The market square is still surrounded by 19th century 
      architecture.  
      Finnish design on its best is also shown on Marimekko clothes and Nokia 
      mobile (cellular) phone, some of them with Marimekko design.   | 
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Built on a peninsula, Helsinki is linked by ferry to Suomenlinna Island in 
the Gulf of Finland, which is perfect for picnicking 
day-trippers.
 
Some useful phrases that can make your stay more 
pleasant in Finland:
Finnish language could be very difficult for 
foreigners. For example: the language has few prepositions. Therefore some of 
the words are extremely long. Take a deep breath, and just blow the words out. 
The Finnish people would be totally charmed!
 Kiitos saunasta - thank you for the sauna. The sauna is an important 
institution (Finnish hot bath) in Finland as the pubs are in Ireland. 
 
Kiipis - toast, cheers (for drinking)
 Olutta - a beer
 Vodkaa - a 
vodka
For more information about Finland: 
Finnish Tourist Board's 
official travel guide to Finland - website: www.visitfinland.com.
On this site you'll find information about how to make the most of your trip, 
whether you are visiting for pleasure or business.
Finnish Tourist Board 
Head Office: P.O. Box 625, Töölönkatu 11,
00101 
HELSINKI, FINLAND Tel.: +358 (0)9 4176 911
Fax: +358 (0)9 4176 
9399
E-mail: mek@mek.fi